A GOOD JOKE
It's three days before Christmas and it's late at night. Two social workers are walking along a dark narrow street when they hear someone in a doorway crying for help.
“Oooh, please help me, please ...help me someone, please…
They quickly go to investigate. They find a horrific scene. A semi-conscious man is lying in a pool of blood.
"Oh, help me, please, three men have stolen my children's Christmas presents and my money and kicked me all over my body. Oooh, my head, my stomach, oooh, I think ...I’m going to die”
They go on their knees and examine him carefully. Yes, the poor man is in a really bad state. They are both utterly shocked.
But suddenly the two social workers get up, turn and leave in a hurry. As they go, one of them says to her colleague:
"You know the people who did this really need help. We must find them fast before Christmas!"
Well, reader, l think you know what a corny joke is from previous editions. If not, suffice to say that it is a silly joke - instead of laughing, you want to cry :-(
So, here's a CORNY CHRISTMAS joke:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's nylons.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Well, reader, are you laughing or are you crying? Me? I'm crying, boo hoo!!!
I swear, that joke is enough to spoil my Xmas :-(
Ok, ok, so you like it. I'm sorry. Well, it takes all kinds to make a world...