Christmas morning all, I’m Tom Red.
Here are our two jokes for this week. And they're Christmassy jokes of course.
Remember what I told you once upon a time... that corny jokes are just so stupid you have to laugh at them. Because if you don’t, maybe you’ll just want to cry.
But some people can think that the corny jokes are better than “great” jokes. Let’s see what you think, reader...
A GOOD JOKE
It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight.
He checked her out carefully and soon told the mother that her daughter was pregnant. The mother protested angrily.
'But my daughter has never ever been with a man!'
The girl confirmed this was true and said she had never even kissed a man.
The doctor examined the girl very carefully for a second time. Then he stood up and walked to the window and looked out. He looked all over the sky for more than a minute.
The mother was becoming more and more frightened and asked him if there was something wrong.
"No, not really" replied the doctor. 'Perhaps it’s just a coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star appeared in the East.'
A CORNY JOKE
A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandmother's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.
Suddenly, the older one began to pray in a very loud voice.
"Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."
His younger brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
"I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"
So now you know what a corny joke is :–(